If our troops, many of whom were conscripts, had deserted in 1939-45 you pillocks wouldn't be singing their praises the way you're singing them now. You'd all be goose-stepping and speaking German now (yes, including the Welsh and Irish). Well, that's to say that the fair haired and blue-eyed amongst you would. The rest would be in labour camps or dead.
Some of you really do need to grow up and get a life.