Dragging pi toward the midden values will avail nothing -- it is the blind thrashing of extremists, like declaring Evolution illegal and encoding the flatness of the planet into law. It serves nothing but as a testimony to ignorance.

Every time you draw a circle
That is perfect to the eye
If you measure you will find the key
To all those radii
It's a perfect puiece of beauty
3.1 to n on high
And the wise men all will tell you,
If you seek to answert "Why",

That's the maaagic
The maaaagick of Pi!

You can try a small or frail one
But this truth you can't escape
Even just a nano-scaled one
Or a giant cosmic crêpe
As the egg becomes the circle
Faster than the human eye,

Comes the magic
The magic of Pi.

Bridge:

Though you try to dodge it
Out-think or dislodge it
It will out-do all your tricks.
And no matter what the season,
IF you take a circular reason,
You'll end up with
3.1415926!

You can play with each parameter
And modify diameters
Until the pigs can fly
You can argue about inference
But somehow that circumference
Will show you, 'til you die,

The maaaagic
The magic of Pi!!!