Spaw, for the first time ever, I'm gonna have to tell you that you're full o fshit, and your opinion on this subject ain't worth a cup of warm possum wee-wee.

HP SAUCE RULES!!

I grew up on the damn stuff! I could drink it straight from the bottle!

Cette sauce de haut qualité est un melange de fruits orienteaux, d'epices, etc.. etc.

(I used to have the whole dang label memorized til I strated trying A-1, and now it's lost!)

Seamus