Spaw, HP can even make possum roadkill taste good, unlike your sissy-ass Crosse and Blackwell.
Come to think of it, I'm gonna go out and see if I can run one over right now.

He'd taste even better if he were called Clay, or Cleigh or something like that.....

Don Firth - ketchup? Oh, you must mean "red sauce."

What's the matter, Don? Afraid to try a little brown...?

No, wait! Forget I said that!

Seamus