I dreamed I sat on Shatner's hat
On Shatner's hat is where I sat
I don't know where Shat's hat was at
Just that Shat's hat was where I sat
And when I sat, Shat's hat went "Splat!"
And then his hat was very flat
Yes, flatter than a cricket bat
And flatter than a welcome mat
There's never been a flatter hat
Than Shatner's hat, on which I sat