Wow - are they boxers or Y fronts

Dan is good - I'd give him a commendation - I thought the Queen was the only one that got received

Are Canada in the World cup? - group Q with Luton, the Beverley Sisters and the Plague

Not sure why nobody's talking to me - I always try to buy anyone a drink who's at the bar with me and looks dry

Cheers Hitchin John - it'll be quiet without you

It's an open sort of mic this week - maybe without a mic.