The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1754045
Posted By: Rapparee
06-Jun-06 - 09:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Phooey. Forget the wall. Put up a chainlink fence. One of them big, tall ones, about two meters high. Top the sucker with razor wire. Then put rolls of razor wire on the inside, stacking them all the way to the top. Six feet from the stacks of razor wire run another wire, just about a foot off the ground, and put little signs on it that say "Dead Line."

At each corner of the fence put a guard tower with search lights and a mannequin that looks like it's holding a rifle.

If the neighbors ask about it just look at them and mutter something about the "damned kids always trying to escape."

When the cops come, be sitting on the porch playing a banjo. Tell them that the whole thing is a performance art piece and that they are now stars in an off-Broadway theater production.