Way to go fellas! Mbo, let's see them Texas blues. And Amos, great songs -- I hope that the FBI isn't knocking on your door wanting you to identify your brother's handwriting . . . oh wait, that's kat come to confiscate your Mac to benefit the Munchkin Maids and Missus Much Maligned Moxy Mob . . . Run, man, run!!!

What I want to know is what happened to all the fairies, elves and nymphs that used to live in the Land of Oz? Are the Munchkins really scabs who crossed their picket line? What happened to the righteous strike they called when MGM refused to hire them because they were too small? Who were these Munchkin upstarts anyway? What was their historical basis for insisting on being the supernatural creatures in the story? Don't the elves, fairies, and nymphs count as the Native Interterrestials in this case? Is there no record for posterity of the Great Looting of Lot 16, when the combined Fey Forces attempted to overtake the Munchkin Mob and were put down by a contingent of the Winged Monkies?

Where's the indignation? Where's the strike song? Where's the movement?

Inquiring minds want to know . . .

-- Áine