Listen up, folks...

Apparently the 40 million or so folks, including the president himself, must have misplaced a decimal point, 'er somethin...

But even though it weren't me personally who misplaced the decimal I take personal responsibiltiy for this mishap... So...

... I'm sorry and you can all go unpack yer suitcases...

BTW, the way I unnerstand this Rapture thing is that only the good and righteous folks get called up and the Earth is left with the misfits, accordian and banjo players, folks who yell at their kids in the Walmart, etc... You know the types... So havin' been 'round here fit a while I reckon that alot of you folks who have had yer suitcases packed all day were gonna get left behind with the rest of the heathens....

Hey, this is waht I don't get... Ain't this all kinda backwwards??? Like why kill off all the good people and leave the lousy people alive and well??? Shouldn't it be the other way around???

Nevermind...

Bobert