My friend has got a weakness for the peeresses,
Aristocrats, aristocrats,
He says he loves to give them wild caresses,
We think he's bats, we think he's bats,
But then one day he met a titled lady,
And she was hot, yes really hot,
They went off to a meadow nice and shady,
And like a shot, yes like a shot

Lady, Lady, Lady Mopndegreen,
Laid him, laid him, laid him on the green,
I won't mention what she did but it was quite a bit obscene,
When Lady Mondegreen turned round and laid him on the green.

Nothing to do with anything, didn't follow any of the rules, but it was fun to write

FC