Three cowboys are out on the range talking about sex. "The rodeo position is my favorite," one says. I don't think I ever heard of that one, says the second. What is it asked the third? The first replies: You mount your lady from behind, reach around and grab her breasts, and whisper in her ear : "These feel just like your sister's" - and then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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A woman was reading a paper at a cafe; the headline on the front article said "12 Brazilian soldiers killed".

She turned to the person at the next table and asked, "How many are in a Brazilian?"