Why, Russ? Because we Canadians prefer not to live in a fast developing police state, thanks. We paid in blood to keep you guys out of here in 1812-14, don't forget. And we, like a great many modern societies, have free medical care. Without it, my middle-class family would presently be completely bankrupt, due to my father's recent lengthy illness.

(By the way, I was initially a bit surprised that the RCMP did not swoop down here and sieze my dog as a primary suspect...but then I realized....he's not Muslim. He's a Satanist. Or something like that...I'm not sure exactly. He's definitely bent on some kind of takeover, anyway.)