Amos, I thought it was excellent and hilarious! All in fun. En garde! luvyakat

The Rejoinder

(Tune: The Times They Are A-Changing)

Come all ye gentlemen, wherever you lust
For your laden testosterone keep to yourself
Keep away! Keep away, from our beautiful busts
If your b***s they are worth saving!
Keep your hands in your pockets, in order to trust,
That we wemoon are a changing!

We've thrown off your yoke of oppression and gain
We watch with disdain as you adjust it *down there*
Our choice! Our choice, we've earned it through pain,
So here's to our new sexuality!
Don't approach, unless bidden, or you'll go down the drain,
For wemoon, we, are a changing!

For years we have mopped your hot fevered brows
For years, said "Yes, dear", cleaned and bore children
Throw open! Throw open, those doors now,
Break the glass ceiling, belly up to the bar,
For tonight, we are drinking and awake with the cows!
We, wemoon! We are a changing!

What care you, our *'pits* and legs, growing hairy?
The companies of razors going broke and scrambling
To figure! To figure, what wemoon want...scary!
They'd have to grow tits and *feel* fully our pain!
Then we take off our fetters and refuse to marry
For wemoon, we are a changing! etc.