Holy flip. This here LFPS outfit sounds like my kinda thing, eh? Can I join? I don't hafta flippin' do nothin' at all, right? Well, FLIP! I am the flippin' BEST anywhere when it comes to that, eh? I do flip-all most of the time, eh? Can you drink beer if you are a meber of LFPS? Can you smoke? Is gettin' stoned regular obliviatory? If that is the flippin' case then I am DEFINITIVELY IN! Signe me up, man. I am totally, like, preepared to do flip-all for weeks and months. Even years. I am READY for this gig, man!

- Shane