From Jo Sherman's "Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts" There's a miming game where the child is asked to open a pretend refrigerator and take out a coke, then open the coke, then drink the coke, then the child who intiated the game puts her hands together, bows and says, "Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me go peepee in your Coke."
From my girlhood, a joke, "Why did Lurch give Thing a Coke? Because things go better with Coke." (From "The Addams Family".)
And from Grandma:
Mary had a little lamb
A little pork
A little jam
Some ice cream soda topped with fizz
and oh how sick our Mary is!