Thanks Jacob B. Mason Williams, I should have known. Though none come to mind, hasn't he written several other comic songs? And what is this (five part) Dada Trilogy? Is is a precursor to Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's guide Trilogy?

I'd love the words, if you can lay your hands on them. My third grade class is listening to Strauss Waltzes, and I'd want to change the tempo.

Thanks, I'm off to search for Mason William Sites.

Lucius