Unfortunately, frogprince, I think about and analyze everything. Absolutely everything. That seems to be my nature, and it results in my constantly being astounded and bothered by the conventional stupidities that are taken for granted by people all around me.

Aha! Nine inches! You are most likely right about that. That's amusing, because I bet there were very few among my compatriots who had nine inches. Very few. Being rather innocent at the time, I had no idea that was what it meant.