Now if I could afford a newspaper ad, it'd read something like this:

AUDIENCE AUDITION
The old tyme/roots trio EZEDUZIT announces an audience audition to be held on Friday, June 16, 2006
Those wishing to apply to be members of Ezeduzit's audience should appear for 9 o'clock in the evening at
FRWY.ca
333 King Street East (at Wellington)
There is a $5 audition fee.
Successful applicants will be invited to apply again . . . and again . . . and again . . . and . . .