Hi Artful,

Well, as to Things coming out of the surf at you, try Miami Beach on a hot Saturday night...

To be truthful (something I usually try not to be), I was feeling rather black umbrella day because I couldn't conform to your rules, which are HARD!

Checking in this AM, I was hoping someone else would do better. Herewith a refresh, in hopes that THE Lady Mondegreen song is yet to be written.

(Perhaps the yet-untold tale of her secret romance with Round John Virgin while she was engaged to Earl Amurray. Mondie always did have another quiver to her bow) ...   

R.T.