This is a grand challenge. Which I don't intend to tackle BTW. I already have more than enough ways to use up time while leaving dozens of jobs undone....

Having low taste (or perhaps, having no musical taste at all...) I intend to learn and sing Flash Company's ditty for sure. Dreadful, FC! The guy who wrote "Funiculi, Funicula" is sitting up in his grave and shouting "Bravo."

And yes, RT, your revised second verse is splendid. Such a useful phrase! There have been cold days at various Getaways when I wish I'd had that in my vocabulary. "All black umbrella day!" Very satisfying.