Alan, you can ask someone for a "fag" here in Canada, and they'll light it for you too, you just can't ask someone under the age of fifty.

McGrath, I don't know about down in the States, but out here in the last Bastion of the British Empire, we play pool and snooker, milk and mail is still delivered to the door in some areas, Fish and Chips come wrapped in newspapers, and I'll cook you up some bangers and mash, dressed only in an apron and a Pork Pie, any day, as long as you don't knock me up in the morning.