Thanks Peter, there are lot of sites re PDQ Bach. I had vaguely heard about him in the past - to say that he is a prodigious musician would be an understatement - and such fascinating output. I could not get withina smell of actual lyrics though.
Soph, is the song you mentioned one of his? I may have missed it in the list of his works, but as per above given the number of works he has created I'm not surprised.
Hope that someone can provide the lyrics. Regards, John