Why do we have to go through these horrendous funeral services.

Why can't somebody just take the body away and then do what has to be done and the family just visit the grave when it is ready or the remembrance stone if cremated.

I don't want my wife and children to have to sit through a service and then see the burial or cremation, which is so heart wrenching. I would much rather they see the tombstone afterwards, when it is all nicely set out.

And who oh why do we have to listen to such utter drivel from a person (vicar/priest etc) who knows nothing about the person.

How come everybody is such a nice person, when they have snuffed it. Nobody ever says that somebody is an evil git.

I will go for cremation and ashes spread over Villa Park.