I guess you're right, Bruce, but there's another song with that tune, and it still isn't coming. My brain has finally been able to spit out a corrupted fragment, but I couldn't find it in the database.

I expect to live here 'til I'm 90.
It's the nukes that must go and not me.

Oh, here it is. Bill mentioned it earlier. It's the anti-nuke version of "Acres of Clams," by Charlie King. Guess I'd better take it upon myself to post the lyrics, hey?
-Joe Offer-