I was trying to install the necessary software on a PC at our branch today and the 8 year old son of one of the people there was drinking (powdered) lemonade. He said to me, "You don't even like sour stuff, I'll bet!"

Well, I told him that I used to but ever since my brother drank some stuff that was REALLY sour I didn't care for it any more. He asked why.

I told him that my brother drank some stuff that was SO sourt that he puckered inwardly. Puckered so much that he pucker-sucked himself right out of existence. Just a little POP! and he was gone.

The kid looked at me and said to him mother, "Mom! Is that TRUE???"