Tollbooth, Jerry? Ya gotta pay admission???!!! Here's a little ditty that sprung forth while washing the dishes (gotta clean up the kitchen table every 666 posts or so):

ROUTE 666

If eternal damnation is your quest,
Travel my way on the highway that's the best.
Get your kicks on route 666!

It starts with Armageddon,
And brother I ain't kiddin;
Then you'll point your lorry
Towards purgatory.
Don't be a no-show.
At Dante's Inferno.
Basking on the pyre
In everlasting fire,
Perdition,
Hades,
The pit
Is it!

If you take heed of this timely tip,
When you take that rapture-unready trip.
Get your kicks across the river Styx!
Get your kicks on Route 666!
Get your kicks on Route 666ssssssssssssssssss…..