At the risk of aiding and abetting those nefarious individuals who might possible be waiting to pouce on 700, I'd also like to say:

Elmer--that's just great! "If eternal damnation is your quest"..."Get your kicks across the River Styx". I wish I had inspiration like that when I did the dishes. My only muse is one of our cats--so I've written 2 parodies about her. But that would be thread creep--I think.