I believe Sorcha is currently deluded because she is living in the new puppy romance stage. Just wait until mummy dearest dog isn't doing the cleaning up after them anymore, and it becomes Sorcha's job. We'll see how long the icing stays on the cake then.

As some have noted here, most dogs are idiots. At times, they can be even more disgusting than children. Not often, mind you. But such idiotic things have been known to happen. The fact that such ocassions are rarely documented is proof, IMO, of just how bad it is. Just imagine if dogs could get on the internet. Where would we all be then?

But cats are no idiots. Hence the saying 'dogs have owners, cats have staff'.