My dog has staff (I told you she was cat-like--see the cat people/dog people thread).

And I completely disagree that dogs are even more disgusting than children. I don't have anything, really, against either one, but I've never been as disgusted by anything a dog has done to me/on me as I have been by some of the Exorcist reenactments perpetrated by some of the children I've known.

(I've also been bitten my more children than dogs. Go figure.)