Thanks for the compliment, Ron. The lyrics I've posted on this thread are the only songs I've written in my life (with the exception of the opening number to a musical version of "The Scarlet Letter" involving a chorus line of tap-dancing Puritans). So puhleez do let us in on your cat parodies. This thread doesn't drift, it meanders in the manner of a long conversation.

Elmer

PS: to the tune of "That's Entertainment," sung in crescendo:

When a town
Finds a sinner among
And instead
Of having her hung,
Gives her an A
To wear over her lung,

(big flourish)

That's a scarlet letter!