I first heard the joke with "Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?" back in the early 1970's, and I've been telling it ever since.

Perhaps this would be the time to dredge some punchlines from the "My Word" back catalogue:

Our roses arose. Is a row Cicero's?

I think they're for 1 AM.

Wait 'til the nun signs, Shelly.

Never undress to meet the Pa of a woman.


Don