Wow, well if people are actually interested in mine (some may have heard them)

Background--Lucy is not exactly svelte. She also has some other habits which may be familiar to cat households.



I'll be seeing you
In every closet full of bags
In every pile of dirty rags
I love the way your stomach sags
I'll see you on Jan's head again
And when the night is through
I'll be trying to read my book
But I'll be seeing you


The other one is to the tune of "The Old Dope Peddler" (Tom Lehrer)

As the dawn outside is breaking
Comes a feline everyone knows
It's our old friend Lucy
Making noise whereever she goes
Every morning you will hear her
As you lay snug in your bed
It's our old friend Lucy
Scratching rugs and clawing your head
She rips the carpet daily
She scratches on the stair
She makes the choice real easy
"Feed me now--or lose all your hair"
Here's a cure for too much sleep time
Here's our daily pal----and pest
It's our old friend Lucy
Our beloved pet------more or less