I don't think there's any future in treating this addiction because none of us have any money to pay for treatment, so few professionals will focus on this for long. So I don't think we need to fear being sent to some non-musical treatment center. Before long though the organized crime people may want to cut in on this as we have matched their tactic for hooking people on heroin-- the first one being free. Think of all the people we expose to this dangerous reality-threatening addiction when we go play those nursing homes, benefits, etc., or curl up around a good instrument in the park so innocently on a summer day. Me, I am going to lurk in the bushes and addict them from there the sneaky way, to ensure there will be more of Us than Them.

I'm sure glad they didn't call it Folkaholic, I might have gotten confused and actually thought I was havng sex!