Paddy Murphy

"Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, we never shall forget - We all got stinkin' drunk that night and some ain't sober yet - But the only thing we did that night that filled my heart with fear - We took the ice right off the corpse and put it on the beer.

And that's how we paid our respect to Paddy Murphy - That's how we showed our honor and our pride - That's how we paid our respect to Paddy Murphy - On the night ol' Paddy Murphy died."