Yeh Paul - the friday night chippy, i used to do the chips run on me bike - try to get home before William Franklyn in International Agent with young Alan Rothwell(Ken Barlow's better looking brother) as his sidekick.

My mother always used to say - don't get in the queue for that fat woman serving you, she always licks her finger to grab the paper and she's got pyrroheae - she meant her gums bled like Dracula after a good lunch. Now I check it in dictionary, I can't find the word.

perhaps I dreamt it all.