On the BBC Radio 2 the Scottish announcer (currently in Germany for the duration of the World cup as a freebie on the strength of the only home country' team to qualify for these finals) was saying how untrue it was that the German people had no sense of humour.

As some of them were suggesting to the announcer, that just two words were enough to reduce them all to tears of laughter.

These two words were Bertie Vogts.................