The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #72319 Message #1766065
Posted By: freda underhill
21-Jun-06 - 09:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: Matter and Spirit
Subject: RE: BS: Matter and Spirit
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly athiest jokes when a big man with glasses and a smartass expression in the fourth row stands on his chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating athiest jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype skeptics that way? What do a person's philosophical opinions have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep men like me from being respected at the pub and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only athiests but skeptics at large... all in the name of humor." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the man pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f..ker on your knee!"