I dunno, Bill, that looks like quite the affliction. If snouts like that ran in my family, I wouldn't be wasting precious time sniffin around other people's personal business -- believe me, I'd be sniffin out the causes and possible cures instead. Rhinoplasty, gene therapy, even amputation might be in order.

Or maybe you all have something stuck in there, causing the swelling? A buildup of professional airs putting the pressure on? Or maybe a lifetime's worth of giant boogers?

Hmmmm - if the latter's the case, I wouldn't even attempt to pick 'em, myself. Y'all could just have 'em extracted. Professionally. Easy enough!   And you might even end up with enough , uh, material to fill up a couple of those infamous potholes!

On second thought, what kind of tree does your family like best? Apple, perhaps?

^; _> )