One more---a little fellow asks his (Jewish mother--tht is important here)---"what is fornication"? Go see your dad--she says.
Same question to dad---see your grandma
Same question---Grandma takes the little fellow into a closet and shows him a beatitful gown---and she says to him, "...boychik---dis is fornaoccasion".

   Baboom---and get the dialect right.


Bill Hahn