. Name the Catter who farts.
Spaw {Catspaw]

I would beg to differ from this answer... Everyone farts. It's just that Spaw has made an art form of it and is not ashamed to let it go free and easy.

I can name several 'Catters of whom I have had the dubious pleasure of experiencing their posterier poots and trouser trumpets... just as I can name several cats who have provided a deeper, more "savoury" flavour to the subject.

My own little guffs have not been without admirers either. In particular, the one witnessed by Limpit and CatsPhiddle that I left in our local branch of Woolworths some time ago. It was 8 weeks before I dared go back.

LTS