No, you'll never. When the battalion is falling in for parade the goat has to keep in step with the Goat Major.
Now what does induce the Regimental Goat to harrass the drummers' arses? Sexual deprivement?
Cpt. Robert Graves tells a wonderful story about the Goat Major in the orderly room when he was to be punished for selling the stud services of the Regimental Goat. He defended himself that he didn't do it for money's sake but to do the poor bugger a favour ...