Nobody died. That's tremendously sad since Nobody was such a vital force in the field of music. Just think of all the songs like "Nobody Loves You When You're Down and Out", "You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You", and "I Ain't Got Nobody" that would not have been written if Nobody hadn't been around. And what of Nobody's virtuoso talent? How many times have you heard someone say something like "Nobody plays guitar like Chet Atkins!"?

But don't go looking for an OBIT thread commemorating Nobody's demise. Nobody cared enough to start one.