The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1771911
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Jun-06 - 08:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Be very, very afraid. The Curse of 13031 has descended upon you. Here are a few things that will happen. This list is not inclusive and in no way can or should be construed as a complete list of what will happen, nor does it constitute a contract, either oral or written, express or implied. The Curse of 13031 is not responsible for any damage which may occur to either the cursed or anyone in the vicinity of the cursed, where vicinity includes (but is not limited to) the cursed continent of residency.
* your teeth will turn green and mossy.
* you will no longer be able to play the dobro.
* your picks will become blunted.
* your income tax return will be audited.
* none of your clothes will fit and you will attend church wrapped in a tablecloth.
* you will forget to install you upper plate when you meet the mayor.
* your spade will never dig.
* your sow will never pig.
* each hair of your wig will be well thrashed with the flail.
* faeries will dunk you in river and lake.
* you will experience the BSD.
* FUD will haunt you all your remaining days.
* you will enter "format C:" at the root DOS prompt.