Well, we got ducks in our run off pond and we got frogs by the hundreds an' there's trout in the Hawksbill Creek which runs at the bottom of the hill... Feller 'caught a 5 pounder jus' the other day... Now I don't want no part of a 5 pound trout, no mame... Prolly a couple thousand, er hunnerd years old and tough as an innertube...

But they got a couple nice big lakes where you can catch crapie and bass... The Shenandoah River, however, is going this little problem right now that is unexplained with fish diein'... They'll get it figured out 'cause Page County wants tourists comin' to fish and ya' can't catch a dead fish...