Bobert, let me understand this:

So, are you the USA verion of John-frum-Hull?

You are trying to sell a house, which you have not finished, and you will not finish, for more than the going rate for the neighborhood?

The home is in a ditch (hollow,) draining off your farm, something you call private, but, with a view?

The purchase of this home, (house,) ((thing,)) will include you as a neighbor, therefore, a right click of the MC mouse will reveal with a scroll through threads the personality/nature of the new owner's neighbor. ANDY GUMP indeed!

Go through a professional real-estate. Pay the full commission. You are over priced for you market location. Most folks, into folk, are not inbreeding and ignorant.