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Thread #59418   Message #1772608
Posted By: Bunnahabhain
30-Jun-06 - 07:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Do you know what Gluon does to those people who keep on using Bad Language? Do you? Well, if you do, would you mind awfully letting all of us know, as we've been wondering, there's a good chap.

You see, all this uncertainty stuff hanging around that creature means we either know what happens, or when, and as it's all written down in here somewhere, the when is fixed, you see, so we can't actually ever know.

You, you useful fellow, on the other hand probably haven't finished reading back that far, so you don't know when, so you might be able to tell us what happens.

I have a feeling this inclination of mine to adopt a writing style somewhat reminiscient of Noel Coward on an off day may arise from that creature, but whenever I think about it too hard, I have this feeling that just will not lerave me alone, unless I distract it with a bottle of champagne and a pretty girl or two.