Splott Man:
"Yes - terday" did you mean it's started? "Yes, today!"
And on Sunday, and it's yesterday
Carhampton seems so far away.

Suddenly, it looks like a place I wanna be
'Cos there's Wimbledon on BBC
Some soccer match on ITV

Why I cannot go, I don't know, it seems unfair
I'll be working hard at our church's Summer Fair

Somerset, will be a cracking Fest I'll bet
In the pub, no matter if it's wet.
I'll try and find my way there yet.
Yes, find my way to Somerset.

CHEERS
Nigel