Your life as you now know it is over. These creatures cleverly disguise themselves behind twinkling eyes, huge delightful grins, and wiggly bodies. But do not be deceived. Their purpose is to take over Grandpa's life, fill it with joy, and when you are completely disarmed, they steal your heart clean away, never to be returned. You will spend the rest of your days completely captivated by these creatures, all vestiges of your macho manhood completely erased by their unconditional acceptance and love. You have no hope, so just settle in and enjoy it. And keep a few of your favorite hard candies at hand at all times.

Congratulations, my dear brother, to you and your family,

Mick