The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #92545 Message #1773134
Posted By: Donuel
30-Jun-06 - 07:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: Tasteless and Warped
Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped
Unlike President Clinton we have not yet been deluged in descriptions of Rush Limbaugh's penis.
Is there anyone who will team up with me to melodize some of my 1,000 impromtu lyrics????????????????
Killin air time
and killin pain
Rush is back
to kill again
Limbaugh is a
Yankee doodle
but his thang is just
a limp wet noodle
He is not just
hard of hearing
he's soft on drugs
and strong on Goering.
Maybe he's not
tasteless and warped
but on Clinton's penis...
he wallowed and slorped.
Its seems to me
that Rush is slick.
He made his living
on another man's dick.
Rush is honest
as the day is long
he spouts the truth
but his truth is wrong.
chorus:
I heard Limbaugh
cheats at Yahtzee.
Still he sure loves Bush
not girls... the Nazis.