SINS, I'll work for room and board. I'm good at schlepping -- lifting and carrying. I understand the theoretical principles of indoor cleaning. I'll be your bitch. If you want to have the lobster boil elsewhen, I'm down with that, too. Maybe those of us with nothing else to do on Saturday can organize a bus trip or poker game at kendall's house or something. I suppose I could go home in between, too.

(Seriously, I'm fine with whatever you wanna do.)